Notable Alchemy #5: You Named the Baby What?

(photo from https://www.theretrobaby.com/store/index.php?cPath=25)

Well for those of you new to my blog, etsy has a feture where you can request things and sellers and bid the requests and make you something you can’t find any where else. I sift through those and find ones that are funny, weird or in some other way notable. I present to you the next notable alchemy.

Here it is:

Personalized Onesie with image of Mr. T
posted 5/21/2008 , expires 6/11/2008
I’d like a good quality baby onesie with an image of Mr. T as Clubber Lang on it – high quality color drawing or photo preferred, but show me what you’ve got! I’d want the picture of Mr. T and the name “Clubber” on it as if it were the baby’s name, if you know what I mean. (Yes, my friend whose last name is Lang is having a baby!). Onesie should be black or white, as we don’t know if it’s a boy or a girl.
Materials: cotton
Tags: onesie, baby, custom, personalized

Ideal price: $20.00

Yeah I’m all for naming babies funny things or at least pretending the baby’s name is something funny. I think this is too funny. Have I told you yet that the only name the musicmaker and I agree on is Mack Truck? Yeah whenever there is a church-y thing like a baptism or confirmation we giggle knowing that someday they will be saying Mack Truck over and over in such a formal setting. (Well that is if we have a boy.) The request is still open so all you screen printers go bid.